I’m Gonna Miss Her
This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something – because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin’ like a hack horse. I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here’s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently […]
Small Paradise
I’ve had some major computer problems lately. First, the monitor on my laptop went out. No problem – I just hooked it up to my PC monitor. That worked for day. Then the hard drive on the laptop went south. No problem – I’ll just use the old Windows 2000 machine. That couldn’t connect to […]
I’ve Got A Name
Enjoying Chico’s new swimming pool There are a lot of grueling ways to make a living. You could be a window washer, crab fisherman, ironworker, fireman, policeman. The list goes on and on. But one the most difficult jobs has to be a computer programmer in charge of updating spell check applications. I mean, think of the work involved trying […]
Original Sin
 Screw it. I’ve got nothing tonight, so let’s go with the story of Big Butthole Girl. I had a crush on this chick all through high school. I finally nailed her my first summer back from college. She had gone to another school, and somehow managed to remain a virgin. I had done the same. Wink. […]
Run Through The Jungle
 Exacta box? I invented another drinking game over the weekend – Countdown. The rules are pretty simple. Get together with three friends, and assign each player a number between 1 and 4. Then turn on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC. A player will drink a shot of beer every time he says the words that correspond to the player’s number. […]
Under My Thumb
It’s a little out of focus, but this is what a blood blister looks like. If you want to now how it feels, imagine someone hitting your thumb with a sledgehammer. I’m finally trying to get into all of this Twitter and Facebook stuff. I mentioned I was sending updates to Twitter the other day. I […]
Bertha
 Finally I hate using crutches – so much in fact, that I haven’t been using them as much as I should. My doctor gave me a stern lecture yesterday after reviewing my X-rays and told me to keep weight off of my foot for another three weeks. The good news is that I got a […]