The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
I enjoy using Facebook and Twitter. They allow me to find people that annoy me – and then ignore them with the click of a mouse. If you write things like… Just had a pot pie. Yummmmmm! -or- Today was the BEST day EVER!!! 🙂 -0r- Wtf r we voting 4 now? -or- pple i […]
Round Here
The weather forecast for Saturday and Sunday – 90 degrees and sunny. I’ll tell you something, though – I could use a rainy weekend – because I am way behind on my spring cleaning. Times are tough this summer, too. I had to decide between running the air-conditioner or the ice maker. The ice maker […]
Turn The Page
I got a few responses regarding the previous post. That was not a joke. That is the actual cover letter I’m uploading with my resume, now. I mean it. I officially give up trying to find a job via the internet. What a waste of time. “So is your website.” WTF did you just say? […]
Jungleland
Every Breeder’s Cup weekend, I’m reminded of how Frankie Dettori jacked me out of a big score in the 1998 Classic. I know everyone remembers the stretch drive of that race, but let me vent for a second. I was having a good day. And then I let everything ride on a 6-1 shot named […]
Under The Bridge
I blew out my flip flop I lifted weights on Friday, and good gravy I’m sore. I’m not a personal trainer, or anything. Really? But I think you’re supposed to lift more than once every 3 months to make an impact. Two self-promoting reminders: Vote for The Summer of Benny for Best Blog in St. […]
I’m Gonna Miss Her
This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something – because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin’ like a hack horse. I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here’s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently […]
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
The 135th Kentucky Oaks will be run on Friday. The Grade 1 race is the ‘Kentucky Derby’ for the ladies. And by ladies, I mean fillies. It’s held annually the day before the Derby. But you already knew that. This year’s race will be televised on Bravo with coverage beginning at 5:00 PM ET. Shouldn’t it be […]