Cars
The Bob and Tom Show has been asking listeners to submit stories about their first car. Here’s mine. My first car was a 1979 Chevrolet Monza. One cold day I discovered I was unable to move the lever to the defrost setting. I told my dad who was a car expert, who looked under the […]
Whole Lotta Love
I don’t have a lot of romantic Valentine’s Day stories. That’s because I usually try to break-up with girlfriends around birthdays and holidays. Hey, don’t laugh. I’ve managed to save a ton of money over the years using this method. And by save, I mean blew at the track. But one year in college I […]
Amazing
Shop at Sam’s Club much? I want to thank Tom d G for hosting the Super Bowl Party this year – and for supplying the endless amount of vodka and Jaeger shots. Needless to say, I didn’t pay close attention to the game. Shit, I had to get on the internet the next day to […]
She’s Not There
This looks like a pretty good ice breaker. A couple of things tonight…first I want to go over the relationship advice I received from Issac. I don’t want to go into a lot of detail, but last weekend I puked on a woman’s area rug. Now, I’ve dated some women for years, some for months, […]
Eat It
Back when I was dating Doggie Style (DS) – around ’96 or ’97 – we spent Thanksgiving at my parents’ house. After dinner, me and my brothers were in the kitchen doing dishes. My mom had delegated this chore in exchange for our meals. I don’t think she trusted our cleaning habits, though, because she […]
Grown Men Don’t Cry
Who has more street cred? Some days have more meaning than others, especially after you’ve lost someone close to you. But it’s important to remember the good times, and let the bad ones go. Here, let me give you an example: Dad Good Time: Our family met in Panama City Beach a month before he […]
Leaving Las Vegas
Lil’ Bro was in Vegas over the weekend. He was telling me about the restaurants and night clubs they went to. I had no idea Las Vegas offered that type of entertainment. Whenever I’ve been there, the only things I saw were gaming tables and sports books. That got me thinking about my trips to […]