Love Her Madly
I got so caught up in seeing Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger of The Doors last week – and the Memorial Day weekend – that I forgot to mention the 4-year anniversary of The SOB on May 20th. Think I’ll have a cold one to celebrate. And why not celebrate? We’ve come a long way. […]
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
Now I’ve got Lil’ Wayne living next to me. Yeah, I know it’s not the real Lil’ Wayne, but it might as well be. The dude drives a car with big ass shiny rims that are the shit. Oh, and he buckles his pants right below his ass. This is great news because I was […]
Enjoy The Silence
So I’m laying on the sofa the other morning. You know, just trying to get a few more minutes of rest before I begin the day. All of a sudden I hear a key go into the deadbolt on my door, and someone starts trying to unlock it. Now I need to make a very […]
Tubthumping
Here’s what Crowe Dog brings to the party Man, you would think writing a movie script would be easy. A few characters…a few locations…a few lines. But this is hard. That’s what she said. Thanks, King. Maybe I should write a porn instead. Yeah, there’s an idea. I’ll call it The Summer of Fanny. I […]
Up The Junction
I had another job interview that I probably won’t get, but at least they’re getting more enjoyable. After the normal questions like ‘What do you like most/least about your current job?’ – I was asked to give a presentation on why I should be chosen for the position. I rattled off a few minutes of […]
Mother
The Ameristar Casino in St. Charles was shut down for several hours on Friday after electrical outages affected video surveillance of the casino floor. Sounds like Danny Ocean and the gang are at it again. I’m thinking about running for president in 2012. Here are a few ideas I have for my platform. Language English […]
Losing My Religion
I hoped you watched the Kentucky Derby on Saturday. If you did, you got to see a first – a moonwalking horse. Watch the replay closely. You’ll see my pick, Sidney’s Candy, come to a screeching halt at the top of the stretch – turn around – and hee hee his way backwards to a […]