Mint Juleps & Margaritas
My top pick in the Oaks Mistical Plan grabbed the lead at the top of the stretch, but faded to 5th at 24-1. The favorite Rags to Riches won for fun. I feel horrible for letting everyone down. But hey, today is Cinco de Mayo and Derby Day. Put on your Urban Sombrero, and head to the […]
Surrender
Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you. She also told me, “Stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that’s going round. Minus Imus in the morning… MSNBC won’t be simulcasting the Imus radio show effective immediately. What am […]
Unchained
Have you ever driven thirty miles to a sales call only to discover that your meeting was actually scheduled for the next day? Me neither. Geraldo versus Bill O’Reilly My favorite urinal and my favorite hotel. Thanks Dani-girl and Michael O. respectively. A prospective Denver Broncos cheerleader auditions on the first day of tryouts in Denver on March 25, […]
Miss You
The post office is quickly becoming one of my least favorite places to be. Lazy government employees combined with stamp-collecting senior citizens and non-English speaking customers can produce a volatile mix. I found myself today with number 92; the number on the board was 80. I was just trying to mail a package during my lunch […]
When The World Is Running Down
You Make The Best Of What’s Still Around. A jury in Massachusetts awarded a man $400,000 in his discrimination lawsuit against American Airlines. He claimed that he was a victim of racial profiling. Obviously, it’s wrong to violate someone’s civil liberties because of the way they look. But people have to realize that 9/11 shook us up, and we’re going […]
Just Like Heaven
I figured everyone had already seen Adam Samberg and Justin Timberlake’s Dick in a Box from SNL so I didn’t put it up. Then, I saw a hot chick’s version last night- My Box in a Box. Her video isn’t as funny, but she’s got a nice rack. (Warning: Both videos contain material that some may find offensive). […]
The Great Beyond
The results are in from the radio station and we were unable to gather enough votes in four days to place in the Top 3. Thanks to everyone who voted for me. It looks like we’ll take a different route to Entourage. I thought most people would slow down their partying once the summer ended. If this […]