Come As You Are
King I’ve been sicker than Gina Party on Sunday morning. And on top of having the flu, my latest X-rays reveal that my ankle is not healing properly. It may have something to do with the fact that using crutches suck my ass. I got the new pics taken last night at an Urgent Care […]
The Rain
 I’m in the process of writing a country and western song about Gina Party. It’s called Shut the Fuck Up and Get in the Truck. That’s as far as I’ve gotten. My girlfriend is such a neat freak. I’m constantly getting reprimanded for not cleaning up after myself. It’s gotten so bad that I don’t even try to clean […]
Lips Like Sugar
Sorry, Bill, I’d rather kiss my new boss! Man, the more you watch this, the funnier it gets. Thanks, Cathy G. for sending today’s picture. And thanks again for singing along with Bruce Springsteen during halftime of the Super Bowl. I never knew the song he opened with was 6th Avenue Freeze Out. You must have […]
Hazy Shade Of Winter
 Update: Yesterday’s poll has been removed because someone was stuffing the ballot box. The T-shirts and Koozies are being ordered tomorrow. They should be available within the next two weeks, or so. Of course that means I’ll have to create another page on the site which is going to be difficult because I’ve been spending most of […]
Ice Ice Baby
Good news! – My penis saw its shadow today, so my girlfriend gets at least six more weeks of hot Benny lovin’. What a weekend… I had my birthday dinner on Friday at Kobe Steakhouse with Chuck and Theresa H. The only bad part was sharing our table with a couple of hilljackers from Barnhart. To give you […]
I’m Your Boogie Man
Watch the SOB Super Bowl Party Live! on February 1st beginning at 3:00 PM CT. We put the TD in STD. In the last post, I wrote about not being able to talk about hot ass in the workplace because some people might get offended. What I meant to say was that you can’t tell […]
All I Want
Stupid snow… stupid broken ankle… stupid Economic Stimulus Bill – $335,000,000 for STD prevention? Here, I’ll do it for free: You can either (a) Keep your dick in your pants, (b) Wear a condom, or (c) Stay away from skanks. You’re welcome. I didn’t make a post last night because it was my birthday – […]