Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black)
The end of an era Chico laid down only one rule when we agreed to be roommates – nothing that had been peed on could be moved into the new place. The good news is that reduced the things I had to move. The bad news is my sofa is in the dumpster. She was laid to rest yesterday […]
Free-For-All
 This is a picture of my old living room taken this morning. I got the keys to my new place on March 14th, and have until the end of the month to get out of the old one. And yes, that’s a Bay City Rollers album in the box. Don’t judge – I was in […]
Chico And The Man
You see kids, before there were TV programs like Survivor and American Idol, there used to be something called sitcoms. Families would gather around the television and spend an entire evening laughing together. Chico and the Man is an example of a sitcom. It wasn’t the funniest show around, but the theme song fits nicely today. Living with Chico has […]
Bad To The Bone
This is what happens when you give Gina Party a bunch of SOB products, and then send her into a bar. This was taken in Columbia, MO last week. I’m still not sure she what she had the guy doing in this picture. I have to take another drug test today. I should just hire an […]
Save A Prayer
Seriously It’s Saturday Night – 11:29 to be exact – the 12 beers I consumed earlier in the day have apparently worn off after a little nap – so I might as well say what’s on my mind. I’m wide awake now, and more excited than Nancy Pelosi speaking at an illegal immigrant rally. How about enforcing the laws […]
Something Like That
My boner is moving across the Ohio Valley I somehow contacted a case of the stomach flu, so I’m going to make this short before I shit my pants. Here’s how I can tell when I’m sick. FRIEND Benny, do you want a beer? BENNY No thanks. FRIEND What are you - sick? BENNY Apparently. The new T-shirts and Koozies have […]
All Star
Pictured today is the nephew of cast member Chuck H. He plays high school hockey in Wheeling, West Virginia. Isn’t there a dog track in Wheeling, West Virginia? Anyway, I’m just happy to be doing my part to educate the next generation. I have a lot of stories from high school. But since I don’t […]