Let It Snow
We got a foot of snow today. Just another reason to have drinks with Gina Party… Happy Birthday to a couple of SOB readers: Mr. O. & Leo K. – Hillary and Obama debate on SNL. – 99 Words for Boobs. – Continued good sex in the Big East. – She must be a real looker. […]
Centerfield
 Abby & Dani-girl pose for a picture with former Cardinal Jim Edmonds. What are we going to see next? Two new photo albums have been added: Dani-girl – Lumen VIP Party and Tom’s Wildcard Weekend. For those of you keeping score at home – I passed my drug test. I guess they didn’t test […]
Sweet Emotion
I watched “A Charlie Brown Christmas” last night. It was nice to see a show that still mentions Christmas. I knew that Schroeder played a mean piano, but I didn’t remember Pig Pen getting down on the stand-up bass. He rocks that mo-fo. Do you think Michael Jackson whacks off to Kid Nation? Carson Daly is crossing the […]
Passenger Side
 I recently found a picture of Becky, the girl I lost my virginity to in high school. I’m not sure if it was her senior picture or what, but it sure brought back memories. Like the time I tried to talk her into a blow j*b the same day she had her wisdom teeth pulled. Good […]
Billie Jean
Why is NBC telling me to be green whenever I watch their network this week? The Today Show sends Ann Curry to Antarctica, Matt Lauer to Greenland, and Al Roker to some cloud forest in Ecuador. How much damaging carbon emissions did they produce flying these people to the ends of the earth in private jets? I shouldn’t say […]
Alabama Getaway
Unbelievable…I was confronted by a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses during my walk this morning. “Have you found Jesus?” one of them asked. “Yes, and he’s waiting for me at the Catholic Church,” I replied as I pointed up the street. Before they could respond, I took off running like Carl Lewis; a fat, white Carl Lewis. I […]
Tumbling Dice
The absence of cable television hit me hard late last night. I was in the mood to flip, but went through the channels quickly as there are only five. I don’t get ABC. Here were my viewing choices last night: CBS: Al Gore on Letterman (Please) NBC: Kevin Costner on Leno (Arrogant, self-promoting dill weed) Local CW11: […]