Bringin’ On The Heartbreak
Facebook has lowered the limitation to create a unique page name from 1,000 to 100 fans. This means that once the SOB page has 100 fans, I will be able to secure a domain name like facebook.com/sob. So I’m asking for your help. Currently, we have 50 fans following the SOB on Facebook. If every […]
Cherry Bomb
I’ve got to figure out why I pee the bed when I’ve had too much to drink. I’ve done a lot of research on this topic lately. Most of the suggestions on the internet say to simply quit drinking. That’s funny. I think I’ve figured it out, though. In college, I drank a massive amount […]
Alcohol
I thought about buying this alcohol detector the other day at AutoZone. But the crowd I hang with would just use it as a flipping party favor. Sure, we would get together and call it “Game Night.” But sooner or later, this thing would become our Yahtzee. I’ve been reluctant to talk about the events […]
Is This Love
West Coast Style King brought the SOB back to Cali. I uploaded a few more pictures on Facebook. Happy Birthday to Abby and Tom d G. I sent an email to Abby this morning to wish her a good day. I also asked if she was still a virgin. “Not since the 8th grade,” she […]
Move It On Over
My smart phone is stupid. I tried using the voice recognition feature while driving to work this morning. “Call Red,” I said. “Lemonheads,” replied the female voice. WTF? I had to listen to It’s a Shame About Ray four times before I made it to QuikTrip. I went to lunch with Issac today. Here’s our […]
Hot Rod Lincoln
I overheard a woman talking on her cell phone this morning. “My name is not Patrice; it’s Caprice!” she yelled. A few minutes later I saw a woman wearing a name tag that read, “Mercedes.” If I would have run into a “Porsche” today, I could have started my own car lot. Just a reminder […]
Head Over Heels
Who’s ready for a wiener? I like to dispense advise from time to time. For example, don’t use big words if you can’t pronounce a three-letter word like ask. It just makes you look more stupid than you actually are. If that’s even possible. Today, I want to talk about relationships. The most important thing […]