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Should I Stay Or Should I Go

PETERMAN: Elaine, up until a moment ago, I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest baker’s grift in the books–The Entenmann’s shim-sham. Man, I can’t find the HTML files from the original SOB website. I thought they got moved to the new server, but apparently not. Oh well, […]

Jack-A-Roe

It’s that time of year again – The Riverfront Times Best of St. Louis. If you get a chance, vote for The Summer of Benny for Best Blog. Be sure to follow their rules. You know how much of a stickler I am when it comes to rules. Here’s a sleeper pick: Best Weekend Getaway […]

If I Had $1000000

My nieces and nephew had a pretty fun-filled weekend. They went to the Magic House, Arch, City Museum and Fitz’s. Their dad (Lil’ Bro) was in town, so the immaturity was kept to a minimum. When I have them by myself, I usually let the rules slip a little. Shocker. I don’t let them shoot […]

It’s My Life

WTF? Seriously. I swear I keep running into a girl that was a booty call of mine back in the 90’s. She gave me a look today like she knew me. If that’s her, at least her face cleared up. But I’m hoping it isn’t, because I sure didn’t treat her very well back then. […]

Ain’t Too Proud To Beg

I was able to fix the alignment issue with the Facebook widget in the left sidebar. The solution was pretty straight forward. I just changed the left and right margin values for the .sidebars li class in the CSS file. Old .sidebars li { list-style-image: none; margin: 0 0 15px 25px; <?php if ($ie): ?> […]

To Look At You

Okay, I know someone reading this is a computer geek. Take a look at the Facebook widget I added on the left sidebar. Why the f won’t this center? Like everyone else, I thought it would be handled in the CSS file. But I can’t figure it out. If you know how to fix this, […]

I’m Gonna Miss Her

This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something – because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin’ like a hack horse. I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here’s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently […]