Tempted
This is what a $140 toothbrush looks like. And another reason to sign up for a flexible spending account. My trip to the dentist went surprisingly well, considering I have two cavities that need to be filled. I bet you do, cupcake. It’s Saturday afternoon, and I haven’t had a single beer. I have to […]
Once In A Lifetime
I got a late night start tonight thanks to Matt H. We went to a little thing called Taco Tuesday at Casa Gallardo. I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything, but I think my family was the first in Missouri to make nachos. Anyway, I’m a little tanked up tonight. Stupid margaritas. […]
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
I noticed the SOB was getting about 200 hits a day from a link on a Spanish website. My Spanish isn’t very good because (a) the self-checkout machine at Schnucks has a limited vocabulary, and (b) my college professor kept touching my ass, so I dropped his clase estúpida. I can understand “Please place the […]
Dirty White Boy
King’s infamous cooler – July 4, 2009 Damn, I thought I beat Tom. How many did he have? King’s writing got a little shaky late in the day. The best part was how he refused to put a tick mark on the cooler until the beer was popped. Update: Tom’s count overlapped Maribeth’s. I knew […]
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
Getting baseball scores is so easy today [audio:1800555TELL.mp3] Someone ate the rest of my sandwich I put in the refrigerator today. Unbelievable. That’s fine. I’m more than happy to play their game. I’m going to Subway again tomorrow, and ordering a footlong Cold Cut Combo. I’ll eat half of it at my desk. Then I’ll […]
Under The Bridge
I blew out my flip flop I lifted weights on Friday, and good gravy I’m sore. I’m not a personal trainer, or anything. Really? But I think you’re supposed to lift more than once every 3 months to make an impact. Two self-promoting reminders: Vote for The Summer of Benny for Best Blog in St. […]
Pretty In Pink
I knew it. The only thing missing is the closet. I’ve been careful what I wrote the last couple of days because I entered a contest to be a guest blogger for USA Today. I wasn’t chosen, so I want the entire world to know I’ve been watching an incredible amount of internet porn since […]