All Along The Watchtower
I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow I got my last filling today at the office of Dr. Marc Wallach DDS – the official dentist of The Summer of Benny. That’s him with Phyllis, about to take a drill to my molar. These guys are great. They follow the SOB. And […]
Shock The Monkey
I’ve mentioned this problem before, but I’m fed up with people hotlinking to images on my server. The main culprit is some ass stain virtual community website in Argentina. Hotlinking is when a person links directly to an image on another person’s web server, and uses their bandwidth to display the image on another site. […]
Jane Says
I saw a bumper sticker today that read “9/11 was an inside job!” My first reaction was to run the fucker off the road, and take a tire iron to his rusted out piece of shit Toyota. But this is America, and even douche bags enjoy freedom of speech. I bet his buddies never ask […]
Nightswimming
My refrigerator…Yeah, I’m a grown up Some things on Facebook make me laugh – people that say how happy they are the weekend is finally here – tagging someone in a photo – and I found a new one – Relationship Status. Below are the current choices for your Relationship Status on Facebook: – Single […]
Beer On The Table
I’m sure this is a fine establishment. But why would you name your business after a term given to violent acts perpetrated by postal workers? Here, let’s come up with some more ideas. Casino- Chapter 7’s Check Cashing Store – NSF, LLC Daycare – Petty Files Nightclub – DUI’s Strip Club – Claw Midia’s The […]
Good Lovin’ Gone Bad
SOB Translation of the Day Quote: “Please help kids go to camp by purchasing a candy bar on the honor system.” Translation: “Please help yourself to some complimentary candy bars, like you did with Benny’s two 6-inch Subways.” I found a great way to get through the day. There’s a cute girl that walks into […]
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Is there a Kanye West fan club? I mean, how can you not support a great artist like Kanye? Especially after he stormed the stage at the VMAs last night, and interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. I guess it didn’t matter to him that she’s just a teenager, enjoying one of the biggest moments of […]