The Zoo
Domes are for pussies The Chiefs may be winless this year, but Arrowhead is still one of the best places to tailgate. I’ve been waiting for my credit card company to call after Sunday. The conversation would go something like this: “May I speak to Benny?” “Who’s calling?” “This is Michelle from your credit card […]
Man On The Moon
Somehow the Photos, Cast and SOBs pages got jacked up. I’m working on the issue. Here’s my plan. Deactivate all plugins in WordPress Upgrade Gallery to version 2.3 Upgrade WordPress to version 2.5 Upgrade WPG2 plugin to version 3.07 Activate all plugins in WordPress Shout “Fu-Ki Sake”when it doesn’t work Uninstall Gallery Install another photo […]
Old Man
I doubt I have much in common with the person that made this sign. 364 days…that’s how long it’s been since a new album was added to the photo page. But I’m happy to announce that Abby now has her own folder on the SOB. And she has promised to upload pictures on a regular […]
Leaving Las Vegas
Lil’ Bro was in Vegas over the weekend. He was telling me about the restaurants and night clubs they went to. I had no idea Las Vegas offered that type of entertainment. Whenever I’ve been there, the only things I saw were gaming tables and sports books. That got me thinking about my trips to […]
Call Me The Breeze
Here’s looking up your old address The SOB was shunned again by the Riverfront Times. I’m becoming the Susan Lucci of blogs. This year’s winner was UrbanReviewSTL. Last year the title went to AngryBlackBitch. I can’t prove this, but I think Issac has been stuffing the ballot box. I submitted a comment congratulating the winners, […]
My Own Worst Enemy
Don’t trust whitey The website in Argentina is still hotlinking to my server. I thought replacing the picture with a big set of boobs would solve the problem. But the hits have actually increased. Well laugh it up, Amigos, because Thursday is going to be the day of dick. And you’re going to have to […]
Girlfriend Is Better
The Dentist with a Guinness I met some buddies at Trainwreck last week, and ran into JR – Dentist to the Stars (of Branson). I think being a dentist in the Ozarks would be a pretty sweet gig. I mean, most of your patients only have a few teeth, so cleanings would be a breeze. […]