Even The Losers
The holidays are a time for giving, and a time for forgiveness. I have a great way to reach out to that special person that did you wrong. Buy a $100 gift card – preferably a Visa or Master Card – spend every single dime on the thing – and then send it in a […]
The Truth
Ahhh…it’s Show and Tell time at the White House Alright, I guess I can do it – work a full day – exercise when I get home – and still have time to write the SOB. But I’m going to start working out in the morning. Too many things get in the way at night; […]
She’s Not There
This looks like a pretty good ice breaker. A couple of things tonight…first I want to go over the relationship advice I received from Issac. I don’t want to go into a lot of detail, but last weekend I puked on a woman’s area rug. Now, I’ve dated some women for years, some for months, […]
And The Cradle Will Rock
ABC was scheduled to air “A Charlie Brown Christmas” tonight, but Obama’s speech bumped it to next week. Good Grief. I’m going to call The White House and complain. I hear it’s pretty easy to get through these days. I like watching the annual holiday classic. They actually talk about the true meaning of Christmas. […]
Love Street
Somebody call security. There’s a tampon in the lobby. I guess this shouldn’t come as a surprise, but the top story on the local news yesterday was the Tiger Woods car accident. They followed that up with the pending approval for a troop surge in Afghanistan. Seriously. I want to know what golf club his […]
The Bitch Is Back
It looks like they finally made a wine for that special break-up night – “Yes, the lady will have water, and I’ll have a glass of whiney bitch.” I hope you fuckers enjoyed your day off. I had to work. But I’m not bitter, or anything. My mind must be going because I had something […]
Eat It
Back when I was dating Doggie Style (DS) – around ’96 or ’97 – we spent Thanksgiving at my parents’ house. After dinner, me and my brothers were in the kitchen doing dishes. My mom had delegated this chore in exchange for our meals. I don’t think she trusted our cleaning habits, though, because she […]