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I had a deep conversation with a buddy today about women who like to play the ol’ rusty trombone. He was wondering if they talk to their girlfriends about their fondness for licking butt.
I doubt that’s the case. I mean, they may share a lesbian story from college. But no girl wants her friends to think she’s a straight up freak.
SOB Translation of the Day
Quote: “I had to come and steal y’alls ice.”
Translation: “The ice maker in my department is not working, so I am going to use yours.”
Is American Idol over with yet? I can’t prove this, but their viewers have to be the same people that watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann, and think they’re watching an unbiased news program.
You don’t have to be Nostradamus to predict this conversation in the future:
                        Crowe Dog
Would you think I was gay if I told you I had a threesome last night?                        Benny
Not if you didn’t touch the other dude and concentrated on the chick.                        Crowe Dog
What chick?
– US Pole Dance Championship 2009
Well, I’m a bum in the sun and I’m having fun. And I know you know I got no special plans. Â