There will be no cleaning update today because I didn’t clean a thing over the weekend. I’m not even sure I took a shower.Â
We added another song title to my debut country album: I Make a Mess Every Time I Try to Clean Up.
And by we, I mean Gina Party.
You know you’ve got a good thing going when girls won’t let you clean up after yourself because, “You’ll just make it worse.”
Give it up for the ladies with OCD.
Exactly.
Sorry, I was having a conversation with myself for a second.
I’m thinking about buying a car from one of these companies that offer to make your payments if you become unemployed. This seems like a no brainer.
How about this? – I buy a new SUV, and then ask my boss if he plans on driving his little girly car to Pride Fest.
Done, and done.
– Idiot wannabe rapper tries to rob convenience store in an attempt to gain “street cred”. I say put him in a cell with the guy below.
– Dude likes to have his salad tossed in prison. NSFW
How you gonna do it if you really don’t want to dance, by standing on the wall?