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Benny's bedroom before cleaning
The Bedroom (before)

This picture looks worse than it really is. Okay, that’s a lie. I’ve been living like a slob.

But I believe people are capable of change, even when others might not agree.

Let’s take today for example. I could have spent the day drinking cheap beers and chasing my money at the OTB.

Instead, I stayed home and cleaned.

Look what Benny did today!

  1. Got up at 12:30 PM
  2. Masturbated
  3. Worked out
  4. Cleaned bedroom

On the surface, it doesn’t look I did anything more than sleep in, whack off, lift a few weights and pick up my bedroom.

But cleaning my bedroom took three hours. It’s almost like I moved in over a month ago, and haven’t done shit since.

– I think I can see the labium. 

– The 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports.

And she makes me glad I’m a man.Â