Lips Like Sugar

Sorry, Bill, I’d rather kiss my new boss!

Man, the more you watch this, the funnier it gets.

Thanks, Cathy G. for sending today’s picture. And thanks again for singing along with Bruce Springsteen during halftime of the Super Bowl. I never knew the song he opened with was 6th Avenue Freeze Out. You must have been four blocks away when you first heard it. Either that or you confused the song with another one from The Wallflowers.

The new Odd Couple – Me and Issac – riding to work together every morning…

Now, I’ll admit that I’m not a morning person. But I wake up pretty quickly when we start arguing politics on the way. The funny thing is that we usually talk sports or happy hours on the way home.

But since he’s been kind enough to drive my ass around while my ankle heals, he has complete control of the radio.

In the morning, we usually listen to something called The Rickey Smiley and deez nuts Morning Show. I can’t understand a thing they are saying, but it’s better than arguing with your buddy over whether or not the CIA planted crack cocaine in the inner-cities during the 1980’s.

Odds on the songs I’ll hear on the way to/from work riding with Issac: 

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Beyonce (2-1)

Live Your Life by T.I. Featuring Rihanna (4-1)

Lollipop by Lil’ Wayne (10-1)

American Girl by Tom Petty (100-1)

L.A. Woman by the Doors (750-1)

Any song by the Grateful Dead (10,000-1)

I think his favorite part of ride is when I tell him something my girlfriend said, and he reminds me that I’m in a relationship.

She knows what she knows. I know what she’s thinking. Sugar kisses. Sugar kisses.