Daddy’s drunk. I’m so drunk that I’m thinking about not running spell check; just like Rosie does…
how r u
u r great
i m fat
the plnet is faling
idiot fat lesbo skank
Okay, I’m back.
This Day in Benny History
1995: 1 circuit; 2 sets each; sit-ups
1996: (AM) 30 min. Stairmaster (PM) 2 mile walk with Skipper (the dog); 90 sit-ups
1997: Suzie moved out. Had sex with Lisa (Suzie’s friend). Bet on Freehouse to win the Preakness. Watched Freehouse finish 2nd in the Preakness.
1999: Weighed 197 lbs.
2000: 3 mile walk/jog
2002: Vegas, baby…Moved from the Sahara to Rio with Drunkie Drunk (girlfriend). Bought her a Swedish massage so I could bet the Preakness. Lost. Drank margaritas at the pool.
2004: Got drunk at Parties in the Plaza
2005: Chest and Biceps
2006: Registered domain name for summerofbenny.com
2007: Got drunk at Parties in the Plaza
I’m a rolling thunder, a pouring rain. I’m comin’ on like a hurricane.
Benny
Ha!