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I’m sick and tired of watching the CEO of BP spewing apologies on television. I mean, if he feels his company is responsible for the spill and cleanup – lose the Khakis and Oxford – put on a Hazmat suit – and hit the beaches with a shovel.

It reminds me of managers who tell employees how to do their jobs, when they’ve never done the same job themselves.

As for stopping the leak, I say we pay Peru $5M and then plug the thing with Joran van der Sloot.

Issac is back with another conspiracy theory. Here’s a conversation we had yesterday via text message.

BENNY
So you think BP could stop the well if they wanted to? But instead – they are siphoning the oil and plan to sell it to us at an inflated price to pay for the cleanup/claims. Is that right?

ISSAC
I do believe there are more agressive measures that could have been taken to cap the leak….And you can bet on them pulling more oil out of that hole…Simple business…anything they can get out off that loss asset off sets the loss.

BENNY
I just wanted to get your opinion straight for my next Tweet.

ISSAC
About time your going to tweet some common sense. U still believe in Santa Claus?

BENNY
No. Your mom brings me presents.

Got a man of the people, says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive