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Yosemite SamNut Job Pastor

Just sayin’…

It’s been a week since I let Gina Party cut my hair. While that was obviously a stupid move, it doesn’t even crack my Top 100.

But I still have nightmares when I think of the look in her eyes after she was finished.

It wasn’t because she was laughing at the hack job she had just performed on my head. No, Gina had moved on to other things; namely my chest hair.

And I ran like Justin Bieber being chased by Edward Scissorhands.

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain’t no reason
Got no time to slow