I got so caught up in seeing Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger of The Doors last week – and the Memorial Day weekend – that I forgot to mention the 4-year anniversary of The SOB on May 20th.
Think I’ll have a cold one to celebrate. And why not celebrate? We’ve come a long way.
Drink – I said come.
Of course back then I didn’t have this piece of shit cell phone to deal with.
Dear HTC and Microsoft,
Thank you for creating a phone and operating system that does everything – text, email, internet – this is just super cool.
Oh, and thanks for inviting me to download Windows Mobile 6.5 from the HTC website. I believe that’s what they refer to in the techie world as an ‘upgrade.’
But the next time you release an operating system, you might want to test it first. You know, so the phones can be user-friendly.
For example, have a pop-up window that warns users they need to delete text messages because they’re reaching the storage limit.
I mean, it’s called WINDOWS for crap’s sake.
I’m not a programmer, but that seems like a better idea than letting it get to the point that renders the device useless.
And don’t worry about John M calling me every day yelling, “I need pages!” That movie script practically writes itself.
I prefer to spend my free time reformatting my cell phone and trying to figure out how to revert back to the previous version.
I’m this close to buying an iPhone, butt knockers.
Kindest Regards,
Benny
All your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark