Here’s what Crowe Dog brings to the party
Man, you would think writing a movie script would be easy. A few characters…a few locations…a few lines. But this is hard.
That’s what she said. Thanks, King.
Maybe I should write a porn instead. Yeah, there’s an idea. I’ll call it The Summer of Fanny.
I could substitute another word in the title but I prefer to remain professional.
The plot would revolve around a woman who loses her job, and decides to use the internet to sell sex to pay her bills. Oh wait, that’s already been done – it’s called craigslist.
Or maybe the main character could be a man – Larry Craigslist.
(rim shot)
Pissing the night away.