Up The Junction

I had another job interview that I probably won’t get, but at least they’re getting more enjoyable.

After the normal questions like ‘What do you like most/least about your current job?’ – I was asked to give a presentation on why I should be chosen for the position.

I rattled off a few minutes of incoherent nonsense about being technical and hard-working.

Here’s how the rest of the interview went:

BENNY
I didn’t really nail that, did I?

INTERVIEWER
Well, it wasn’t like Kerri Strug landing on a sprained ankle to win the gold medal.

BENNY
That’s what  I thought.

INTERVIEWER
I mean, it wasn’t exactly a ‘Rudy’ moment, and your teammates are carrying you off the field.

BENNY
Okay. I get it.

INTERVIEWER
(laughs)

I got a job with Stanley
He said I’d come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday