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I want to give a shout out to cast member Crowe Dog and his lovely fiancé, Melissa. They got engaged a couple of weeks ago. Congratulations.

The news of his pending nuptials caught me a bit off guard. I mean, I wasn’t surprised he got engaged. I was just surprised it was to a woman.

I always figured I’d get a call from Crowe Dog one day and he would say, “Me and Steve are in Vermont, and we couldn’t be happier.”

INT. BENNY’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

BENNY is surfing the internet on his computer. He is stressed after reading the weekend weather forecast for Louisville, KY.

The Kentucky Derby is Saturday, and there’s a 60% chance of rain.

I can’t take it anymore! I’m trying to write this movie script – I’m making posts to the SOB – I’m sending updates to Twitter and Facebook – And now I have to find a horse with a pedigree for the slop that’s bred to get the mile and a quarter at Churchill.

But hey, the track should be fast for the Oaks on Friday.

But it’s too late to say you’re sorry
How would I know, why should I care