Dear Natalie,
I’m sorry I can’t be with you on your birthday. You are the best fake girlfriend a guy could ever hope for.
I expected my trip to California to be just another drunk-fest. But the night we never spent together means the world to me.
I was bummed when I heard you were going to be out of town the rest of that weekend. And if the stupid cab driver would have accepted a post-dated check, I would have made the trip to see you at Sand Mountain. Wherever the hell that is.
I’m rambling. You know how I get.
Anyway, you are sexy, funny, and I miss what we had.
Have a great birthday.
Benny
And you can’t understand that she’s my girl. She’s my girl.