I made perhaps one of the lamest Tweets of all-time today.
“Shopping for flip flops make me happy.”
Now this would be perfectly acceptable if I routinely posted comments about my fondness for Fridays and sunshine. But since I routinely make fun of those posts, my Tweet was just plain embarrassing.
Not to mention a little feminine.
I promptly deleted it because, well, that’s a girl’s prerogative.
In another flash of brilliance, I bought a $6.99 T-shirt from Dirt Cheap Liquor on the way home. There were two choices of printing on the back (based on their TV ads):
- Size really does matter.
- The more he drinks the better you look.
I chose #1. WTF? I can’t wear that – especially when I’m in Northern California next week.
I hope Dirt Cheap Liquor has a liberal return policy.
This can’t go on. Lord knows you got to change.