Two weeks into Lent, and I’m still King of the County.
But I’m getting aroused by the strangest things. Check out Miss Butterworth’s looking all sexy inside my refrigerator door.
Tease.
Sometimes I wish they made a patch for this, but I would probably just rub it off.
Watching the Olympics didn’t help, either. Skating – Skiing – Snowboarding – they all had hot chicks competing. And don’t get me started on the Curling Cougar from Canada.
Meow.
How the hell did the athletes in Vancouver go through 100,000 free condoms, anyway?
They must not have any self-control.
When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re fucking breaking.