During this time of year I’m reminded that giving something up for Lent is not about making yourself suffer. It’s about giving something up for the benefit of your neighbor.
That’s why I’ve decided to abstain from playing a little five on one.
I’m sure my neighbor will appreciate 40 days of not hearing porn stars yelling where they want me to put it.
In return, I hope he gives up moving heavy pieces of furniture at 3 AM.
Rat cat alley roll them bones. Need that cash to feed that jones. And the politicians throwing stones. Singing ashes, ashes all fall down.