Baba O’Riley

Got a little Admiral in you?

Every news program I watched today featured some chef or dietician explaining how you can still eat healthy at a Super Bowl party.

I don’t know what the big deal is. I eat like I’m at a Super Bowl party every day.

Oh, and the chefs try to make “cute” little references to football during their segments. Here’s how one ended her bit this morning.

FEMALE CHEF:
So when the big game is about to kickoff… (grabs plate of food and shows it to the camera). You’ll already be a winner.

Seriously.

I’ve been sick with the flu for a couple of days. A lot of women say that men become little babies when they’re sick. I don’t know if that’s true, or not. But I miss my mommy.

The live webcast from Tom d G’s will begin around 3:00 CST on Sunday.

Here are my Super Bowl picks.

What will be the result of the Coin Toss?
Heads (Coin Toss) -105
Tails (Coin Toss) -105

Pick: Tails
Tails never fails.

How long will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the National Anthem?
Clock starts as soon as Underwood sings first Note and Stops when she sings her last note.
Over 1 Minute and 42 Seconds -150
Under 1 Minute and 42 Seconds +120

Pick: Over
And the home – of the – braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.

Which Super Bowl commercial will have a higher rating on USA Today’s annual Ad Meter?
Anheuser-Busch / Budweiser 5/7
Go Daddy.com 9/1
Career Builder 9/1
Coca-Cola 10/1
Family First 12/1
Doritos 12/5
Other 5/2

Pick: Doritos
Watch the little kid slap his momma’s new boyfriend.

What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Lime Green 9/1
Yellow 20/23
Orange 11/2
Red 8/1
Blue 25/2
Clear/Water 37/20

Pick: Orange
Lock of the day

How Many Times will CBS announcers fully mention Hurricane Katrina during the game?
Wager is on the number of times announcers specifically say – Hurricane Katrina – during the Game (from kick off until final whistle).
Over 2½ (-210)o
Under 2½ (+170)u

Pick: Over
Like taking candy from a baby. This line should be at least 5.

How Many Times will CBS show Kim Kardashian on TV during the Game?
Wager is on the number of times Kim Kardashian will appear on TV during the Game (from kick off until final whistle). Live pictures only, Any Taped Pictures or Past Video does not count towards wager. Person must be in attendance for wager to have action.
Over 2½ (-130)o
Under 2½ (EVEN)u

Pick: Under
I’m just hoping they show the skank less than 2½ times.

Will a member of the Who smash a guitar on stage during the half time show?
Yes +115
No -145

Pick: Yes
Smash that mother fucker.

I won’t need to fight, to prove I’m right. I don’t need to be forgiven.