I don’t know which is worse – having to throw a piss stained foam mattress into the dumpster – or listening to the last Chiefs game of the season on the internet while wearing a Trent Green jersey.
Or how about this? Career Builder lets you include your website/blog in your account profile. “Oh, sure, it’s summerofbenny.com. Check it out. I write about excessive drinking and bed wetting. When do I start?”
The Chiefs just scored again. I’m going to pour myself a drink.
The time has come for you my friend.
Is that a Glory Hole in your mattress pad?