Looks like we’ve got a short one tonight. That’s what she said.
I’m heading out to meet my college buddy, Wile E.
Before I leave, I wanted to share a story from my friend Jane, who lives in NYC. She was at home getting ready for a first date last Saturday.
He called before he left and asked, “Should I bring anything?”
“Just your credit card.”
And she didn’t even give a courtesy reach when the check came.
Drink – I said came.
He’s making a list. And checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.