I just got something called P90X. Talk about your misunderstandings. I thought the infomercial said, “Get ripped for 90 days.” Turns out it says, “Get ripped in 90 days.”
That’s great. Instead of learning how to go on a 3-month bender – now I have to workout for 90 days straight.
Okay, I knew what I was getting. I’m just not in a hurry to start the timer. But I need to get back into shape, so I’ll let you know if/when I ever watch one of the DVDs.
Besides, I should be giving instructions on how to go on a 90-day bender.
Today I was told to be careful with the emails I send because they’re being watched.
I’ve always assumed that everything I send is being monitored. That’s why you should always disguise the more “questionable” material when sending an email. Here, let me give you an example.
Let’s say that Mr. O just sent you an image of a naked woman doing something with a piece of fruit, other than eating it.
And now you want to share this picture with a few colleagues.
Don’t forward this email!
First, you want to change the Subject Line:
Old: XXX – Banana Trombone – XXX
New: Time Sheets
Now, change the name of the attached image.
Old: lonely_housewife.jpg
New: corporate_logo.jpg
I’m not saying this will always work. But you’ll probably be able to find an attorney to defend your wrongful termination case.
I got a freaky old lady name a Cocaine Kitty who embroiders on my jeans. I got my poor old gray-haired daddy – drivin’ my limousine.
In my defense, that is my corporate logo.