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The SOB was shunned again by the Riverfront Times. I’m becoming the Susan Lucci of blogs.
This year’s winner was UrbanReviewSTL. Last year the title went to AngryBlackBitch. I can’t prove this, but I think Issac has been stuffing the ballot box.
I submitted a comment congratulating the winners, and to announce I won’t be entering for best blog next year. I give up. Hey, wait a minute…maybe I can get Kanye West involved.
I have a day off tomorrow, so I made a “to-do” list. I know a lot of you think I’m somewhat of a slacker. But I have responsibilities just like you.
– Handicap football games for Lil’ Bro
– Drive to Illinois to buy ticket for Halloween Millionaire Raffle
– Spray sofa with Febreze
– Call credit card company to get “over-the-limit” charges reversed
– Call IRS to see if they have an “opt-out” program
– Go on spankwire.com (5-10 minutes)
– Sell KC Chiefs shit on eBay
I ain’t got me nobody. I don’t carry me no load.