I’m sure this is a fine establishment. But why would you name your business after a term given to violent acts perpetrated by postal workers?
Here, let’s come up with some more ideas.
Casino- Chapter 7’s
Check Cashing Store – NSF, LLC
Daycare – Petty Files
Nightclub – DUI’s
Strip Club – Claw Midia’s
The braless chick never showed up today. I can’t say I blame her. When she saw me waiting yesterday, she stared at the ground like Gina Party waiting in a confession line.
But between you and me – I blame Issac. We were talking on the sidewalk yesterday when she walked by. She’s probably one of those non-bra-wearing racists.
I hate non-bra-wearing racists.
– This is possibly the cutest foul ball catch ever.
It puts the gas in my truck, butter on my biscuits. A couple bucks when I’m itching for a scratch-off ticket. That poker makes me broker every Saturday night. But I still got running water, and they ain’t cut off the lights.
lmao.. Petty Files….