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Postal Store Sign

I’m sure this is a fine establishment. But why would you name your business after a term given to violent acts perpetrated by postal workers?

Here, let’s come up with some more ideas.

Casino- Chapter 7’s

Check Cashing Store – NSF, LLC

Daycare – Petty Files

Nightclub – DUI’s

Strip Club – Claw Midia’s

The braless chick never showed up today. I can’t say I blame her. When she saw me waiting yesterday, she stared at the ground like Gina Party waiting in a confession line.

But between you and me – I blame Issac. We were talking on the sidewalk yesterday when she walked by. She’s probably one of those non-bra-wearing racists.

I hate non-bra-wearing racists.

– This is possibly the cutest foul ball catch ever.

It puts the gas in my truck, butter on my biscuits. A couple bucks when I’m itching for a scratch-off ticket. That poker makes me broker every Saturday night. But I  still got running water, and they ain’t cut off the lights.

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