As you can probably tell by the picture, Gina Party was in charge of the meat this Labor Day Weekend. I usually pick out the hamburger or chicken, but when it comes to big juicy wieners, I bow to her experience and knowledge.
For the record, I didn’t eat that one.
It’s no big secret that Issac and I like to joke about race and politics. So when I met him at Ozzie’s on Saturday to watch the Michigan State game, I didn’t want to disappoint my good friend.
He was sharing a table with a guy who went to Montana State. They were playing Michigan State for those of you that don’t follow college football.
When I found out where he was from, I said, “I would love to live in Montana.”
“Oh yea, why’s that?” he asked.
“No black people,” I responded.
Issac buried his head in his hands and said, “Man, he’s off to a fast start today.”
And then I assured the waitress he would leave at least a 15% tip.
I need your help resolving a domestic dispute for a friend. Read the following poll carefully, and vote for your honest opinion.
That reminds me, the following domain names are available in case you ever want to start your own website:
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I’m a whole lot easier to talk to when I’ve had a few – settled down. Whiskey kills the man you’ve turned me into. And I come alive.
Who are the morons that voted for “Equal” and “Puke”? First, the party host assumes the risk of people puking on the carpet, that’s the best gauge of how well people enjoy your party. Second, show me the people that voted equal blame and I’ll show you a bunch of registered republicans…..They always take dumb ass jump the fence stance on issues.