Tempted

This is what a $140 toothbrush looks like. And another reason to sign up for a flexible spending account.

My trip to the dentist went surprisingly well, considering I have two cavities that need to be filled.

I bet you do, cupcake.

It’s Saturday afternoon, and I haven’t had a single beer. I have to drive to a cookout at Chuck H’s later. And contrary to what you might think, I’m not a complete idiot.

Besides, his wife has some work friends coming over, and requested that I behave myself tonight.

Good luck with that.

I know there’s going to be beer there. That’s like handing a golf club to Tiger Woods, and telling him not to swing it.

I’m bringing cab fare in case I change my mind. Wink.

– Maybe one of the worst headlines of all-time. Thanks, Matt H.

I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face. Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case.