Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

I noticed the SOB was getting about 200 hits a day from a link on a Spanish website.

My Spanish isn’t very good because (a) the self-checkout machine at Schnucks has a limited vocabulary, and (b) my college professor kept touching my ass, so I dropped his clase estúpida.

I can understand “Please place the last item in the bag,” or “Do you have any coupons?” But that’s about it.

So I did what everyone would’ve done – I viewed the HTML page source in Notebook, and searched for “summerofbenny”.

BAM! I found the link.

It was pointed to an image on my server. I could have just deleted it but that wouldn’t be much fun. Instead I uploaded a new picture, and renamed it to the same as the linked file.

Here is what their readers used to see: Old image

Here is what they see today: New image NSFW

The funny thing is the new image is actually embedded in the web page.

Update: Looks like El Conquistador noticed the tit hits, and removed the link.

Adios Muchachos.

I told her put an extra layer on. I know what happens when she drinks Patrón.