PETERMAN: Elaine, up until a moment ago, I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest baker’s grift in the books–The Entenmann’s shim-sham.
Man, I can’t find the HTML files from the original SOB website. I thought they got moved to the new server, but apparently not. Oh well, I’ll find a way to get them off the hard drive in my old computer.
Drink – I said get them off. And hard.
I received an email once that contained the cell phone numbers of everyone in my department. The company wanted to make sure they had our correct numbers in case of an emergency.
Whatever.
We weren’t supposed to use our cell phones in the office for security reasons. So I called everyone on the list, and kept track of who answered their phone.
The funny part is they couldn’t narc me out because they would get in trouble for answering their phones.
Suckers.
Girlfriend Update: She don’t call. She don’t write. That’s a shame because we made a great team.
Always tease, tease, tease. You’re happy when I’m on my knees.