West Coast Style
King brought the SOB back to Cali. I uploaded a few more pictures on Facebook.
Happy Birthday to Abby and Tom d G. I sent an email to Abby this morning to wish her a good day. I also asked if she was still a virgin.
“Not since the 8th grade,” she replied.
WTF?
Seriously.
A casino sent me a voucher for a one-night stay. It’s almost like they want me to come back, or something. I’m going to take them up on their offer, and treat it like I’m on vacation. I plan on spending the day at their pool, and charging drinks to Mr. Johnson in Room 222.
I’m still working on a story to tell the other guests. The best one I’ve came up with so far is that I’m in town for the annual validation engineer conference.
I think I’ll be from El Paso. Or at least some place that has a song written about it. That way, I can get plastered and start singing about my home town.
And maybe I can get people to call me Tex. That would be sweet.
I wanna love you, and treat you right. I wanna love you every day and every night.