I overheard a woman talking on her cell phone this morning. “My name is not Patrice; it’s Caprice!” she yelled.
A few minutes later I saw a woman wearing a name tag that read, “Mercedes.”
If I would have run into a “Porsche” today, I could have started my own car lot.
Just a reminder – follow the SOB on Facebook or Twitter.
One of the people I’m following on Twitter is Larry the Cable Guy. Here are a few of his recent tweets.
Just woke up. Had a show last night at horse shoe casino. Never eat a patty melt and fries at 3 am. My glade plug in started a carpet fire!
I’m watchin my buddy Marty sell cars on ESPN. Don’t know what I ate last night but I could poop through a screen door and not touch a wire!
If your late for special ed is it proper for the teacher to call you “tardy”?
 That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
I’m heading over to a friend’s place to watch the All-Star game. I was thinking about going to a bar or Busch Stadium. Drink – I said Busch. But Parties in the Plaza is Thursday, and I’m on a beer budget.
My pappy said “Son your gonna drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop driving that hot rod Lincoln.”
WTF …. : ) I SERIOUSLY was wondering about you not too long ago!! This is a riot ..I still see you are one of the funniest people ever!!! …and you look great ..hope you are well … 🙂 Give me a recap (brief) of past 10 years … Has it been that long!!??
You can get a recap of the last 3 years by clicking on ‘May 2006’ under Archives. And then just start reading from the bottom. Drink – I said bottom. The other seven years are a little fuzzy because I didn’t document them.