I already sent an update to Facebook and Twitter regarding this issue, but I had a major BLOW OUT in the men’s room today. It was so bad, guys were running out the door like democrats at a job fair.
Mr. O and I had a nice conversation about relationships the other day.
                        BENNY
She wants me to wipe down the bathroom sink and mirror every morning.                        MR. O
Wow.                        BENNY
Tell me about it. I told her there are guys like that out there – they’re called homos.                        MR. O
Sounds like you need separate bathrooms.                        BENNY
Well, I have started to wipe down the sink when I’m done.                        MR. O
Homo.
She holds her head so high. Like a statue in the sky. Her arms are wicked, and her legs are long. When she moves my brain screams out this song.
On a previous post, you mentioned that you accidently slipped your dick in a woman’s butt. Isn’t that called the Angry Dolphin? When you accidently pull out then go in her butthole. She turns around and goes, na ah, na ah.
hahahha
sounds like another twist on “the walleye”