SOB_Header_Image

A movie sequel I would go see

I read the American Idol runner-up announced he is gay. I think his name his Adam, or something. I never watched an episode but I saw the guy on one of the morning shows the day after the final.

He’s gay? Really? Shit, the guy makes Clay Aiken look straight.

June is Gay Pride month. May was Asian-Pacific Heritage month. African-Americans have February to celebrate.

I imagine every month recognizes a specific group – except Straight White People.

We’ve got nothing. And if we say anything, we’re accused of being racist, anti-Semitic, or homophobic.

I think Tornadoes even have their own month.

The SOB celebrates:

January – Al Gore is Full of Shit month

February – Love a Bedwetter month

March – Run from the Po-Po month

April – Talk Your Wife into a Threesome month

May - Picking Winners at the Track month

June – Celebration of the Guy who invented the Bikini month

July – Use My Taxes to Pay Your Mortgage month

August – Hate a Snitch month

September – Why America shouldn’t be the Country Apologizing month

October – Winery Trip month

November – Capitalism Remembrance month

December – Eggnog and Titties month

The time has come. To say fair’s fair.

One Response