I went to the 2nd Annual Beer and Brats Festival in Westport on Saturday. I’d like to make two comments about the afternoon. First, I never saw a brat. Second, I had no idea you could get so wasted when sampling beers from a 5-ounce glass.
I guess it comes down to simple math. 50Â x 5Â = Daddy’s drunk.
I’m going to sell my remaining shares of GM stock, and let it ride on the Belmont this Saturday. I should have just enough for a $5 win bet.
– How some guy in Montana tried to get out of jury duty. Thanks, Jennifer P.Â
– Drew Carey takes a shot to the nuts. Thanks, John M.Â
– WTF is wrong with this lady?. NSFW
– Beat the Heat Tips from Donnie Baker.
-Â A rare double drink.
When I’m called off I got a sawed off. Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off.