Driven To Tears

I saw this magazine at 7-Eleven this morning.Â I didn’t buy a copy, but itÂ gave me an idea on how to handle kidsÂ that sellÂ subscriptions door-to-door.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Kid
Hi, my name is DeAndre, and I’m selling magazine subscriptions. If I sell 400, I get to go to summer camp in Idaho.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Benny
I’d be happy to help you. Do you have Urban Ink?

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Kid
(scans throughÂ list) No.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Benny
Can’t help you, kid.

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