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Major Tom

Palm Pilot 
My new Palm Pilot

Mr. O and I collaborated on my debut Country and Western album over the weekend. Here are the titles we’ve come up with so far:

  1. I Got a DUI on the Way to Get My IUD
  2. Hungover (and Horny)
  3. Get in the Truck, Bitch
  4. My Smart Phone is Stupid
  5. This Light Beer is Getting Heavy

All we need now are a few more titles, a recording studio, and a bunch of down on their luck musicians that won’t mind playing for beer.

Things that make me say WTF?

Spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to fly Air Force One with two F-16’s in tow over Ground Zero so you can have a new souvenir picture. And before the operation, telling law enforcement agencies not to leak the information to the media.

Geez, I would’ve have Photoshopped the MF’er for a new laptop and a 30-pack of Bud Light.

– Air Force One photo-op flyover in NYC causes panic.

Ground Control to Major Tom. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

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