What a Medium looks like on an XL
Sometimes when Chico is out of town, I put on his clothes and have pictures taken.Â
Lil’Â Chico Shirt
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I woke up this morning thinking I either have the swine flue, or just drank too much when Mr. O was in town. The smart money’s on the latter.
Remember kids – an employer is always going to be more receptive to an absence if you mention a possible pandemic rather than telling them you got tanked for three straight days.
I’m busy studying past performances for the Kentucky Derby this Saturday. So get the car started – we’re about to hit a big one.
Drink – I said big one.
‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood. I’m 6 foot 5, and I look damn good.