Suddenly Last Summer

The cover came off the Melrose Place pool today. Check out the long hose.

Drink – I said hose.

Mr. O is coming into town tomorrow. I called him tonight with what I thought was a bit of good news.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â BENNY
Hey, Chico’s out of town this weekend, so you can sleep in his bed.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â MR. O
Isn’t that where he bangs his chick?

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â BENNY
Well, you’reÂ welcome toÂ sleep in mine. But I thought you’d prefer the lesser of two evils.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â MR. O
(Laughing) TouchÃ©. What are you and the girlfriend doing Saturday night?

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â BENNY
I’m not sure. I just sent her a text message that said “I wish my penis was inside your vagina right now,’ so maybe nothing. Sometimes girls just don’t see the big picture.

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â MR. O
Maybe you should send her one.

Believe me, I’m not about to send her a picture of my penis. Not after the way she acted when she openedÂ my Christmas Card.Â

One summer never ends. One summer never began.Â It keeps me standing still. It takes all my will.