In The Mood

 
Keeneland’s first race goes off in 5 minutes. WTF?

The Man didn’t take long cashing the check I sent to pay my taxes. I mailed it on April 15th, and it cleared my bank last night.

That reminds me, I would like to take this opportunity to thank whoever came up with the idea of overdraft protection. 

I’m still playing my numbers in the lottery, though. That loan is not going to pay itself.

You can take this Twitter and Facebook craze to a whole other level when you send updates after a few cold ones. I learned that the hard way after I read the ones I made on Saturday night.

If you’re still a novice when it comes to these social networking sites, I’ll try to explain the concept. Think of them as drunk dialing – times a thousand.

Drunk dialing is like fishing. You toss a bobber in the water in hopes of watching it disappear.

– Benny

Most people have made calls or sent messages after a night of drinking. Or at least the people reading this have. More often than not, they’re nothing more than drunken vain attempts to hook up with someone you used to bang.

And the person Cupid tried to hit with his arrow the night before – is usually how you find out about it the next day.

I learned years ago not to go through my ‘Outgoing’ calls when I’m hungover. It’s just too sad.

But with these sites, you have the opportunity to embarrass yourself in front of anyone with an internet connection.

God Bless America.

– Audio Diary is the band that played at Parties in the Plaza last week. They’re at Trainwreck in Westport this Friday, April 24th.

I can make you dance. I can make you sing. If you want me to.