 
Alright, so it’s not Sunday School material. But it’s timely and funny. Happy Easter. NSFW
Have you ever been approached by a cab driver inside QuikTrip, and asked if you remember the time he drove your drunk ass to the racetrack?
Me neither.
SOB reader, John M, moved to South Korea for a year to teach English. It probably wouldn’t hurt to give a few driving lessons while he’s there.
Go home into your blue jeans. Have some chicken and some baked beans.
Benny….
I am thinking about suing Axe for false advertisement. I use axe
products for my hair and occasionally I use the body spray. Let me
preface this speech by saying that I am happily engaged and I love my
fiance.
Axe promotes their products by saying that women will be so attracted
to you and tell you how good you smell. Well, today I got my first
bite since I have been using the product. I finally got a
compliment……..just finished ordering my Starbucks for me and my
co-workers when out of no where a 60+ red haired beast of a woman with
a gap between her two front teeth as big as the grand canyon comes up
very close behind me and says to me “my goodness you smell really
good.” Thanks I said, and continued to make my coffee and get the
hell out of there!! Yikes!!! After I threw up in my mouth and ran to
the hills, I started to re-evaluate the product.
I will continue to wear it bc my fiance likes it….but I have still
yet to see that busty blond haired beauty tell me i smell good like
the red headed monster did today!
Wear with caution!!